"Bitch, eat a cheeseburger and shut up"
-Me
I went to the local butcher who raises their own beef, pork and chickens. A women and her college-aged daughter came in and stood next to me. The daughter begins to make gagging noises and talk loudly about how meat was murder and the place smelled like blood and terror. I finally mentioned casually that these cows were raised on grass, and allowed to age naturally without hormones, and were probably about the happiest cows around. She disagreed, and we went back and forth for a bit before I lost my temper, resulting in the above comment.
That is awesome. Totally hilarious.
ReplyDeletelol, way to go Maggy.
ReplyDeleteAMEN - KUDOS!!!
ReplyDeleteCollege kids drive me nuts! Get out and work - hold a job - before you tell me something....the arrogance of 18 to 22 is astounding!
I am also dying to know if her mom said anything ;)
The story was even funnier unedited and immediatly after the fact. "Can't you all smell the terror!? *gag*" lol.
ReplyDeletePearls: her mom was trying to shush her a bit at first, but she said nothing to me, and I'm guessing nothing to her.
ReplyDeleteTOR and John; thanks
Gracie: I bet it was haha. I was still pretty riled up at that point.