Total Survivalist Libertarian Bitch Fest

A friend ordering coffe at Starbucks: "What do you have in sugarless?" Starbucks girl, "Blah, blah, blah" Friend, "...

While building the new chicken coop: Hubby: do you think this nest box is strong enough? Me: Honey, it's a chicken coop, they aren't...

My children were watching Mythbusters. My youngest (7) asked if Mythbusters was real. His brother said, "Heck yeah, they are real!...

Once your reputation is ruined you can live your life quite freely! - German saying (or so I am told)

Butch saying the blessing on the food last night: "Please bless the sick and deflected," (Supposed to be 'sick and afflicted)

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. -Winston Churchill

"Whose holding the shotgun?" -my 92 year-old grandfather when I reminded him my sister's wedding is Saturday. Not sure exactly...

"I probably bought too much stuff, but it's all shelf stable so I can just throw it in the food storage" -Me to Ryan the 3L, a...

Mom to Son: "Drink your milk" Son: "It's lumpy!" Mom: (in a harsh tone) "Then chew it! " -Malcolm in the M...

"You know it was a good wrestling practice when even Mom has to wash the blood off" -Gracie via phone, whose boys are in wrestling...

"Consumer credit is not the economies life blood, it's the cancer" -Peter Schiff, author of Crash Proof , on the Daily Show wi...

"Bitch, eat a cheeseburger and shut up" -Me I went to the local butcher who raises their own beef, pork and chickens. A women and ...

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -Winston Churchill

Coming from my sons room: "Don't worry, it will be ok. I will hold your legs" No worries, I intervened before Bruiser could be...

"As you grow you'll realize your definition of success changes. Right now, your definition of success is being able to hold down 20...

"A Women is like a teabag - You never know how strong she is until you get her in hot water" -Eleanor Roosevelt

“If you want government food, go to the supermarket and buy government food. But for those who want to have a relationship with their food, ...

This afternoon the Boy recieved a lengthy time out for smacking my arm when he got frustrated. At the end of the time out, I sat with him so...

*The Boy and I went on some errands with my sister, and we stopped at a diner for breakfast.* The Boy: *points to the jam packets* I don...

Ryan the 2L: Are they done yet? I'm hungry. Me: No. Ryan the 2L: Why not? Me: They aren't insta-grow food. Ryan the 2L: Are they...